Season 1, Episode 3: The Art of the Sucker Punch


"Brendon, come upstairs and bring a squeegee." -Paula

"You know what, should we twist him and wring him out now?" -Paula

"I can't think of anything worse than mud." -Brendon
"Something with bugs." -Melissa
"Yes, thank you, Melissa." -Brendon

"I'm a lover, mom, from now on." -Brendon
"Brendon, put your head back. Just, put your head back and rest. Don't ever say you're a lover again, that grosses me out." -Paula

"Mom, I can't feel my hands. Oh, there they are." -Brendon
"Yeah, you know what? With hands, a lot of time you just use the honor system. You just go, I'm gonna hang my hands down, I'm gonna trust that they're there at the end of my arms." -Paula


Written by Brendon Small, Loren Bouchard, H. Jon Benjamin, Paula Poundstone, Melissa Bardin Galsky.

Cast Brendon Small, Paula Poundstone, H. Jon Benjamin, Melissa Bardin Galsky.